Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...