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Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
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Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
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My Paw
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Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...