Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...