Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...