Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....