Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...