The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...