There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.