Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...