The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...