Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...