The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...