Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...