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During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Diary of an AOL User
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I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
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Why do men take showers instead of baths?
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A Perfect Woman Is…
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Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...