picking up a woman in a laundromat
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New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.