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Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
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There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
How Many cochroaches…?
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