Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...