Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...