Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...