Marry Me
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Why do men name their penis?
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Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
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Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Turtle and a Blonde?
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