Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...