What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...