Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...