We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.