Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...