If Timex ran Christmas…
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What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...