What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...