Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...