Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...