Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
some more blonde q & a’s
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted!...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...