Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...