Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...