10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...