Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive