Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...