Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...