mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
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There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
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There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
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Polack With Razor
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No Peer Pressure
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