They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...