Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
|The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...