A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Is Windows a Virus?
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Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
Texan with a new car
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Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...