What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...