Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...