Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...