13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.