How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!