Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Photographer works
|There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...