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Blonde and Pizza
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OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Names to Use in Prank Calls
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