What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish