Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...