Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...