Lesbian Hit Parade
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Pickup Lines
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Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
More Redneck One-liners!
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Flea jokes 01
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The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...